Joke for Outside an Electricity Board Office!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Outside an Electricity Board Office, One Banana vendor was selling Bananas.

EB officer: What's the price of Banana?
Vendor : Let me know where you will use it?
EB officer: What do you mean?

Vendor Replied:
If you are taking it to temple then it's Rs 10 per kg.
For School children Rs 20 per kg
If you are taking home Rs 25 per kg
And for Restaurant Rs 30 per kg.....

EB officer: How can this be? All bananas are same then why difference in price?
Vendor : This is my tariff plan.
You people give electricity to home, shop, factory etc from the same pole. But you charge different tariffs with slab.